I swear. You know, since i believe that the internet is nearly indestructible, i have decided to post my goal online. that way, i can come and look at it everytime i feel like killing something, preferably someone. i'm just feeling particularly vengeful today. I just finished filing, so i'm sure you know why.
I swear, that one day, i will get a scholarship to Harvard, and come out their top student in the sciences(esp. physics, bio and chem) and maths (any maths) and then, have job offers pushed onto me like chocolate pie. and then i shall sift through them looking for one from NASA. and then when i find it, i shall go MWAHAHAHA!! and accept it asap. well, almost asap, so as not to look desperate. which i am. :D:D. then i shall go to pluto and find life. and steal a rocket ship and fly away and discover new galaxies. and new life and go, "I come in peace" to aliens.
when i return as an ambassador from, well, wherever i return from, i shall be the most beseiged person ever. and then i shall find myself a very handsome(sexy) smart peotry spouting gentleman. who also listens to rock music and has a wicked sense of humor. and has a sneaky piratey/theif side too. mmm. nice. if he exists. anyway, i will then proceed to be called upon by my old school, NJC or maybe even CGS, and definately LSP, to give speeches. and this is the speech i shall give to NJC.
"dear NJCians, I am proud (not) to say that i am one of you, not because of who you are, but because the torture i have been through has given me a sense of strength, and taught me how to push through hell (aka here). The people i knew here stank to the depths of hell. *then I'll fend off tall guys in black with weird alien kung-fu moves* The teachers rocked, brilliant wonderful people. not the students. they've all got something shoved so far up their arses that, oh, ahem. nvm that. they stank of something like rotten meat + eggs + rafflesesia flower + the stuff we gave to a teacher in CGS as a prank that had been put into a blender for a couple of million years and then left to fester for another million years. Nothing to the teachers. or the foreign scholars. or some of the students.
SOME. all the rest, feel free to be offended. I honestly don't care what ya'll think anymore, CUZ I'M FREE!!!" well, that's what I'll say then. till then, hell awaits. and whoseoever reads this and decides to get all snobbily offended and stuff, puh-leeze, forget it. you can't possibly make my life more of a hell than it already is ya know? it'd just occupy more time.
To CGS, I shall go, "Dear CGSians, i AM proud to say i was once a part of you. ya'll on the opposite side of the scale, the people rocked. well, except some lah, but nvm. YOU gUYS RULED!!! the teachers were... ahem. nevermind. bb." and run off.
To LSP, i shall go, "Dear LSPians, i truly honestly appreciate the hell you put me through. showed me that i didn't really need anyone to survive. other than that, whatever."
And that shall be that. then i shall go off and decide to rule the world. i shall then procede to rule the world forever. yeah, the aliens gave me some forever dust, cuz they all loved my charming good looks and personality. i forgot to mention that. with my buddies and such. MWAHAHA!
Nice dream right? tell me about it. i keep thinking of it. its like, what are the chances? maybe i won't say such mean stuff, i DO want to go and find aliens. don't ask why. it's a childhood dream. those things are hard to get rid of, ya know? i've just hung on to it. i think i've said enough for today, so yeah. tata.
cj
theslaphappies :D \\ 4:11 AM
